Beefy martial artist that didn’t do so well during his match.

How many punches until you get to the center of a guy’s skull? Only this owl knows.

Bloody opponent is freaking knowing Samoans find blood to be an aphrodisiac.

He’s clearly in pain and I clearly have a hard-on seeing him in pain.

Wouldn’t it be awesome if Abdullah went up to this guy’s wife and handed her the fork while laughing maniacally.

Fuck all the “Boomers” at my day job that don’t get me.

Opponent’s girlfriend comes over to congratulate the new Champ (and to pinch his hot, beefy ass.)

I dare you to go up to him and tug on his beard.

As Jeff King ages he just gets hotter and hotter!

Hunky Tony Deepen sports the carnage from his first hardcore mstch.

I’d love to see how beefy Tony Deepen’s face survived his first hardcore match.

This is the result of a size 14 lumberjack boot repeatedly kicking your face until you give up.

Oh Man do I find a bleeding Adam Buell sexy!

In my opinion, this chain match wasn’t nearly violent enough.

Those are some lucky pecs.

It starts off slow... then it becomes an addiction.

Jeff King has had his share of ass beatings as his arms can attest.

Carve that face up like it’s a Thanksgiving Turkey.

I’m wagering that this mother fucker won!

His father can’t control his raging hard-on upon seeing his son’s face beaten in.

This grappler knows that he’ll be sore tomorrow but it will be a good kind of sore.

Crimson Kool-Aid covers his hot body. I’ll take two glasses please.

His twin daughters watching from home scream out in pain at the beating their Lucia dad endures.

Who else wants this musclebear beaten to a bloody pulp?

Some powerful kicks to the solar plexus will bring the carnage to an end.

Nothing compliments beefy pecs more than a crimson mask.

Bloody stud tries to even the playing field.