How many punches until you get to the center of a guy’s skull? Only this owl knows.

Bloody opponent is freaking knowing Samoans find blood to be an aphrodisiac.

He’s clearly in pain and I clearly have a hard-on seeing him in pain.

Wouldn’t it be awesome if Abdullah went up to this guy’s wife and handed her the fork while laughing maniacally.

Fuck all the “Boomers” at my day job that don’t get me.

Opponent’s girlfriend comes over to congratulate the new Champ (and to pinch his hot, beefy ass.)

I dare you to go up to him and tug on his beard.